donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

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chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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