I want kids so bad
so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from
"Is he [the teacher] allowed to talk about that in school?"
“Talk about what?”
"He just said ‘gay porn’."
(He was talking about Cape Horn.)
So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.