deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

(via killjoyscarryon31)

communistbakery:

a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars

(Source: communistbakery, via killjoyscarryon31)