stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

(via arielvevo)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via pizza)

overheard-at-school:

"Is he [the teacher] allowed to talk about that in school?"

          “Talk about what?”

"He just said ‘gay porn’."

(He was talking about Cape Horn.)

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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(via alone-among-the-wreck)

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(via untrashyy)

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via caffieneandcigarettes)

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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(via alone-among-the-wreck)