when you’re too full to finish but theres not enough food to save, and you dont want to waste it
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
community college tips
- don’t talk to anybody
- don’t make eye contact
- avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
- the guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter